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People can't avoid walking by you without getting sucked into the black hole of your infinite chatter and gossip. Trying to avoid it is futile. I see you sitting there, just itching to unleash your ramblings on someone, and even if I try to hide or run by as fast as I can, you drag me into your web of "blah blah blah." Then, after TWO HOURS of non stop talk, while all I want to do is repeatedly slam my head into the concrete, I can't even understand you as the aneurism sets in...Help me!!!
You don't have to lie to kick it. Just be yourself (even if you are a socially akward nerd), and more people would repect you.
You still live with your parents at age 28, read dungeons and dragons, play final fantasy, and you are always the designated driver. That was all fine until you later started bragging about your secret to getting laid: smoking cigarettes (i know, it makes no sense), and how you get wasted every weekend. It's obvious that you try too hard to be cool when no one cares.
How do you have a cedit card with a $50k limit when u make less than $40k? How did you run a full marathon under 7.5 hours when you are severely obese? How did you become Manny Pacquiao's accountant when you don't even know debits and credits? How did you lose your login info, because now you can't show us the 98 you scored on the hardest part of the cpa exam. Please, no more obvious lies! It reveals your utter stupidity, and it makes others feel akward around you.
Non-stop talking/bird whispering. If there are only 3 of us in the room and 2 of you are whispering, IT'S RUDE. Plain and simple. It's bad enough you talk all freakin' day, if it's that important, take it somewhere else. Or, ask me to leave the area. I will. Gladly.
again... this is supposedly a professional environment, where we are controlled constantly, and yet, people clip their nails in their cubicle. really? you dont have a home to do this in?
