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Stop picking your nose. Do you know how gross that is? Then you pick the boogers out of your fingernails. Do you know how often you do this? I watched you today - it was like 4-5 times in an hour. I even saw you do it in a meeting yesterday. You are NOT being discreet by using your thumbnail either.
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If you are over 60, you should know that it is "specific", not "pacific". It is "trivial", not "trivia". It is "valentines" not "valentimes", and "expedite", not "expedeation". Only idiots refer to themselves in the third person, and you can not follow up your own ridiculous non-puns with "that's what she says". PS: When you said your husband had dinner ready for you when you got home last night, I know you lied. He was at the bar where I work!
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She hacks and snorts her flem All day long!
I have at one point calmly mentioned: It sounds like you need a glass of water. But that didn't help! :(
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My trainee wouldn't write down anything I said EVEN WHEN I HANDED HIM A PENCIL. And he'd always come back to me a few days later (after the assignment couldn't be ignored any longer) and have me explain it all over again. Anyone surprised management eventually asked him to leave?
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Stop asking everyone the same question, within earshot of each other, when you have already gotten the correct answer. Also, just stop asking, because you ask the SAME QUESTION EVERYDAY and you ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER, so stop wasting our time.
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If you don't know what one of the "buttons" on the keyboard does then don't touch it and don't worry about it! Don't call me over from the next room to answer your moronic computer questions. You seem to be able to play computer games on our work computers without any help from me, by the way.
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Everything is about you. The world should stop for you. The company should bow down before the greatness that is you. Yeah, you are good at your job, but please don't whine about being behind and working extra hours but not getting a raise because its the ECONOMY STUPID. And, oh, your entire life is drama and if I am not supportive of your drama, I am not your friend, but if I overhear one of your extra loud calls about your drama and express concern, then I've overstepped your boundaries!
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STOP playing that stupid message each time you receive an e-mail! "Message for you man!" is so annoying. You're right there! You do NOT need to be told that e-mails have arrived. Also, you talk so loudly to your neighboring coworkers about trivial stuff. We all wonder what your group does because it seems you are talking ALL day!
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Who the FUCK are you to tell guests and I'm YOUR assistant? Excuse me, but I'm the hardest working part-timer there. I not only do work in three departments, but I am certainly THE RECEPTIONIST'S ASSISTANT! FUCK YOU! I'm in my last year of college and working at the same fucking time. Don't you EVER call me your assistant again, you fake whore! And stop trying to copy my method of talk, dress, the music I listen to. You're such a piece of garbage!
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Everyday this person sits and sneezes endlessly. She sneezes on the phone, she sneezes while eating, she sneezes while talking loudly with her coworker. How much phlem can one person generate? I have figured out that if I wear my headphones I can block out much of her noise.
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