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9.869.869.869.869.869.869.869.869.869.86
9.86/10 - 7 vote(s)
Stop being presumptuous and think I like the music that you turn up too loud. The foot tapping is obnoxious. And when you sing the bass lines you sound like a total dork! Stop thinking out loud. Stop being a douche bag and respect other people's environments who are actually trying to get their job done!

Extremely Annoyed
 
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9.279.279.279.279.279.279.279.279.279.27
9.27/10 - 71 vote(s)
You come in at least 20 minutes late every single day, get your lazy ass out of bed and get here on time, its work, you are supposed to be a responsible adult and get to work on time. Then you sit at your desk and eat breakfast and check your myspace for another 30 minutes. Its rather annoying hearing you crunch on your cereal, or bagel. Then we all have to sit and listen to you bitch about your husbands sisters boyfriends moms cousins shit!!! Enough is enough!

Sick of it!!
 
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9.839.839.839.839.839.839.839.839.839.83
9.83/10 - 6 vote(s)
I'm so sick of your dumb ass! Your never @ your desk, you pretend that your on the phone to avoid picking it up. You call yourself a manager, yet the only thing you manage is lunch! Oh and just because your boyfriend works here, that doesn't give you a reason to go running to the back to "ask him a question" every 5 minutes. Damnit you live with him, do you really have to follow his ass around like a puppy all day? The only reason he is w/u is because you got pregnant and the rent is free!

ME
 
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7.57.57.57.57.57.57.57.57.57.5
7.5/10 - 4 vote(s)
You have only been there for 2 months and you think you can just come in and take over. You think you can tell everyone what to do. I am above you so you have no right to try and tell me what to do. I will never listen to you or let you tell me what to do. You're not in charge. Stop acting like you are.

Spit Victim
 
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7.757.757.757.757.757.757.757.757.757.75
7.75/10 - 4 vote(s)
To the co-worker who proceeded to storm up to my desk and spit a loud "SHHH!!!" in my face, whilst I was clearly on the phone, a polite "Would you mind speaking a little quieter next time?" will suffice! Just cos you sit there all day like a stunned mullet, doesnt mean I should have to! If you can't handle hearing people talk in an open plan office, perhaps go & find yourself a nice, deep, dark hole to fall into. We sure wouldn't miss you, your "SHHH!!!" or your spit for that matter!

Government Employee
 
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8.28.28.28.28.28.28.28.28.28.2
8.2/10 - 5 vote(s)
So you're BFF's with the boss lady, huh? Good for you, but this level of unfairness MUST come to an end. Why is it fair for you to leave early every other day and go for 45 minute smoke breaks without telling anyone? (Which, btw, should you REALLY be smoking when you annoy the rest of us with your phlegm ridden, vomit inducing cough?) Just don't brag to the rest of us when you get to leave early because you can share trailer trash stories with her at the bar after work.

Does it really help?
 
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10101010101010101010
10/10 - 4 vote(s)
I don't see why you think being rude will make your problem faster to resolve. All it does is make us want to drop your ass back on hold.

Quack Quack
 
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9.59.59.59.59.59.59.59.59.59.5
9.5/10 - 4 vote(s)
I can understand you having an annoying voice that sounds like a duck quacking every time you speak. I cannot, however, understand why you feel the need to spread your quacking love all over the department. People across the building can probably hear you quacking your heart out on the phone, to your friend next to you, to yourself with comments about people and things that just aren't going your way. Do the world a favor and turn down the volume for frick's sake.

FedUp
 
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9.759.759.759.759.759.759.759.759.759.75
9.75/10 - 8 vote(s)
You are the boss's assistant. You don't have any authority over us, and tattling to him about perceived instances of not following procedure, wins you no friends. You aren't that important, and you never will be. So STFU.

Scarlett
 
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7.257.257.257.257.257.257.257.257.257.25
7.25/10 - 4 vote(s)
Your are the most hateful, negative, depressing, nasty, manipulative and dreadful person I have ever met. I would rather tear my toenails out with a pair of pliers than spend 20 minutes listening to you bitch about your misogynist husband, karate, how horrible life is for you, how immoral everyone is and the rest of your self righteous blather. Please, shut your mouth. Educate yourself. Divorce the loser. Accept the fact that you are a woman and that women are GOOD.

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