Damn, Bitch! If you can't work your shift maybe you should find a new job. EVERY.SINGLE.WEEK. you have something come up and I have to work on the weekend because you can't work the shift you were hired for. Everyone knows you want to quit anyways, just do us all a favor and go so we can get someone who wants to work.
the guy next to me goes on and on about how busy he is; barely having time to get things done....yet has time to chit chat with others, make personal phone calls, surf the web, listen to music, and then leave early for some mysterious "appointment". We alll know you're not working that hard; get over yourself and stop with the facade!
If you act like a slut for the (married) male managers, and you then brag about the rewards they give you for you mediocre work, don't be surprised when the rest of us don't respect you and don't want to be around you.
She doesn't even work here. She is from another division but when she's here she DOESN'T STOP TALKING. She's been talking to the same guy for 44 minutes. He had to walk her to the coffee maker because she was wasting so much of HIS time. She's thinks she's intelligent but all the words that come out of her mouth are buzz words and phrases. You're no leader and you never will be.
She hits her enter key as if she's pissed about something. She's ALWAYS pissed about something, traffic, rain, clouds, sun, heat, cold, people not doing their jobs, and others who are clearly dumber than her in her mind. I want to turn around and tell her to simmer down and stop bitching to me about something stupid EVERY single morning.
If you want to fish through the trash looking for recyclable material, go ahead, even though it's not your job. Just don't complain about how everyone does not throw out their trash correctly and expect me to give a fukk. And stop touching the house donuts so you can get to the donut box for proper recycling, you fukkin weirdo.